Unwritten Laws of Time

The Unwritten Laws of Time are the concrete guidelines that all things in the main multiverse must follow, according to The Writer. The laws are subconsciously known by all things within the multiverse, as required by Law #986,677.

As of the "Materialistic Eight Question"(UWoT M8?) Addendum, matter now exists in the multiverse.

As of the "Outrageous Red Line Yarn"(ORLY) Catastrophe, the thick red yarn-like outline around all matter has been removed.

Author's Musings
A lot of people get angry or peeved when they hear me mention the Unwritten Laws, but the thing is, you follow them without knowing it. The laws are things like "Time will want to naturally flow this way", or "at any given time, the timeline may split into any number of new timelines", or "some events will always be naturally more important than others", or "A paradox is rarely a good thing". They're trivial.

Not to mention, they're pretty much a joke. They have no influence on anything or anyone, and are designed to sit in the background and be referenced every now and then.

No, I will not write the Unwritten Laws. They're unwritten for a reason. Not to mention, there's too damn many of them.

Any author can make an Addendum to the Unwritten Laws, as long as it's silly, fun, and has absolutely NO visible effect. I always try to make mine have meme-y acronyms, but it isn't TECHNICALLY necessary.

There was a time when the ending of EoC would always result in The Writer flipping his lid, making the time laws much more strict, and writing them all down for all to see in the night sky. This would've resulted in making Time Travel nearly impossible, and would've made gods seem much more like mortals. I have long since been talked out of this, however. Looking back, it was never a good idea to begin with.