Franchise Gods

The Franchise Gods are a collection of immortals locked in an endless and epic battle to determine who is the foodiest of them all.

The Foodie Wars
Since the beginning of time, there has been...

The Franchise Gods.

Once, they lived in total harmony, and each had equal power... Until the day that the great and mighty Kefos McDonald upset the balance, by draining the very life energy from Suds Lord Canine...

That was the day that the Franchise Gods realized that they could indeed kill one another; and could indeed die.

Not only that; they could take each other's strength!



Immediately, they knew; peace would never return. And the Foodie Wars began... The Franchise Gods built hulking monuments to their faith; which would later be called the Franchise Restaurants. Eating the delicious food at these locations would drain the strength and muscle of the consumer, feeding it directly into the associated god, while the gods themselves fought in the heavens above, a never ending battle for dominance...

In the end...

 There can be only one!

The Sub Way Betrayal
One Franchise God, whose true name has been lost to the sands of time, felt nothing but disdain for the Foodie Wars, and the Franchise Ways, and began to give his own strength to his followers, instead of vice-versa. The other gods were quick to cast him out, and strip him of his title. He has since and will forever be labelled as the "Practitioner of the SubOptimal Way", or the "SubWay". The SubWay is more than happy to live his life away from the wars; and now lies in wait to charge his own army of healthy consumers against the winning Franchise God, and take his/her power, with the mighty crusader Jared at the army's head.

The Demifranchises.
Often, the Franchise Gods will mate with their most loyal Consumers, creating DemiFranchises, or "Knock-Offs" as they are often referred to. These Demifranchises will often attempt to steal power from their parents, only to be destroyed in the process.